Friday, July 22, 2016

The gate crashers

One day I want to have a son. When I do, I will do everything in my power to ensure he succeeds in life. That’s why I plan to pull him out of school when he’s around 7 years old. Get him training in the cricket nets every day and ensure he makes the West Indies team by the time he’s 20. Surely a nice big juicy Indian Premier League contract will then come long. Then I can kick back and live my dreams through him. My fiancĂ© has this crazy idea though that we need to educate our prospective children and ensure they go to University. And I’m sure she’s planning on making girl children just to crush my dreams.