Friday, February 16, 2018

A Government in Retreat

Ash Wednesday is the time the nation collectively sobers up after the revelry and excess indulged in over the carnival season. Some people will head to church for ashes. Others will get back to work. Many more will discover that you really need to be drunk to fully appreciate Soca or Chutney. For Prime Minister Dr. Keith Rowley, Ash Wednesday was also the best time to hold a government retreat at the Diplomatic Centre. Reporters were not allowed inside the one day retreat, but sources have given the Express exclusive transcripts of the meetings which our legal department have confirmed is in no way real. But here it is anyway: