Friday, January 26, 2018

Dr. Rowley responds to Ralph Maraj

Dear citizens of Trinidad and Tobago, regular columnist Darryn Boodan is off today, as he has an important business meeting with a money lender from Enterprise Village, who gives Carnival Loans. As a result the Trinidad Express has allowed me; your Prime Minister, to use this space to respond to a column by Ralph Maraj, entitled ‘Resign Rowley’. Now admittedly I don’t read the Express. It’s filled with too much depressing stories about crime and the failing economy. I get all my news from Minister Stuart Young, who told me that the public loves me so much my last address to the nation is going to win road march this year. That’s why I was shocked when I heard Ralph Maraj had accused me of being disconnected from reality and demanded I resign.