Every year I send the Oxford Dictionary my suggestion for their annual “word of the year”. This year I submitted a word I invented; “Imbert”. This “means “making it up as you go along until a riot starts”. As in “We haven't really thought out this fuel price increase, let’s just Imbert it”. But as usual those snobs in Oxford have ignored me. Instead they have chosen “Post Truth” as their word for 2016.
Friday, December 9, 2016
The ugly truth about post truth
Every year I send the Oxford Dictionary my suggestion for their annual “word of the year”. This year I submitted a word I invented; “Imbert”. This “means “making it up as you go along until a riot starts”. As in “We haven't really thought out this fuel price increase, let’s just Imbert it”. But as usual those snobs in Oxford have ignored me. Instead they have chosen “Post Truth” as their word for 2016.
Local government yokels
Unlike general elections, local government elections offer the
opportunity for citizens to think about the everyday issues affecting their
communities. Issues like; how much did the previous government spend on
roti? Or, how many people can Inshan
Ishmael insult on his TV show? And of course, just how many outside children
does Dr. Rowley have? One issue close to my heart is the tall uncut grass along
the river bank near where I live. Despite my numerous letters to my local
councilor complaining that it's an eyesore as well as hindering me from
disposing of my old fridge, he has yet to respond.
The elegant design of potholes
Forget the steelpan, the hummingbird or a masked man robbing
you at gunpoint; the true symbol of Trinidad and Tobago is the humble
neighborhood pothole. Potholes perfectly capture what our nation is about; a
land of irregular shapes mysterious depths and completely unnecessary car
accidents. Indeed the pothole has been our longest serving and most trusted
institution. Successive generations have seen governments come and go, new
technologies come and go, and road pavers come and go, yet through it all, the nation’s
potholes have endured.
The ‘Yuge’ upset
Shocking! Unbelievable! It’s the end of the world! Those were the sentiments expressed this week as the world witnessed the incredible scenes of Finance Minister Colm Imbert actually apologizing for a remark he made. What fantastical thing will happen next - the Prime Minister holding a press conference where he calmly answers questions directly? But that wasn't the only earth shattering event this week. On Tuesday Americans elected Donald Trump as their 45th President. Defying all the odds, Trump proved the American dream is alive and well. As long as you’re a billionaire reality TV star , telling bold faced lies to your supporters and bullying everyone who disagrees with you - you too can become President.
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