Ash
Wednesday is the time the nation collectively sobers up after the revelry and
excess indulged in over the carnival season. Some people will head to church
for ashes. Others will get back to work. Many more will discover that you
really need to be drunk to fully appreciate Soca or Chutney. For Prime Minister
Dr. Keith Rowley, Ash Wednesday was also the best time to hold a government
retreat at the Diplomatic Centre. Reporters were not allowed inside the one day
retreat, but sources have given the Express exclusive transcripts of the
meetings which our legal department have confirmed is in no way real. But here
it is anyway:
