As a columnist I get
emails from readers asking for my advice. Like how to not get abducted by
aliens. Or where can you buy urine to pass a drug test? Or how to evade Courts
when they come to repossess your bed? But
this week I got an email I actually care to reply to. It reads: “Dear Darryn, I
am a poor community leader who runs a humble multimillion dollar construction
company. I have been invited to a swearing in ceremony for a Government
Minister at President’s House. I’m not used to high society. I mostly socialize
with people who will stab you in your chest as opposed to your back .Can you
please give me some tips on how to act? Many thanks, C. Biggs.”