Dear citizens of Trinidad and Tobago, regular columnist
Darryn Boodan is off today, as he has an important business meeting with a
money lender from Enterprise Village, who gives Carnival Loans. As a result the
Trinidad Express has allowed me; your Prime Minister, to use this space to
respond to a column by Ralph Maraj, entitled ‘Resign Rowley’. Now admittedly I
don’t read the Express. It’s filled with too much depressing stories about
crime and the failing economy. I get all my news from Minister Stuart Young,
who told me that the public loves me so much my last address to the nation is
going to win road march this year. That’s why I was shocked when I heard Ralph
Maraj had accused me of being disconnected from reality and demanded I resign.
