As tropical storm Bret began to bear down across the country
last Monday evening, the organization the nation turns to for guidance in a
time of crisis took a bold decision; KFC was going to close early. Which is the
second highest disaster warning there is. The first being cancelling the Lotto
draw. Members of Cabinet also held a special meeting. Via our source known only
as ‘Sore Throat’, the Trinidad Express has received a full transcript. It is as
follows: